I like to laugh and have a good time. My hobby is lifting weights and doing anything with my friends.


when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow


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